tyleroakley:

When people ask to use my computer.

talking about internet friends

• mom: how do you know this person
• me: they went to my school but they moved

#idk like early 2006?

(via stevengrantrogers)

from a year ago

this is called “the redneck”

when i put on a cutoff sleeve shirt, a camo red sox hat, put temporary tattoos on my upper arms, and double fist a rolling rock and budweiser